Thursday, January 18, 2007

black hole vagina

i'm talking with a friend who is in a bad relationship in my opinion. this guy she's with won't commit, shows her no emotion whatsoever. so, guys... if your woman came out of the bedroom wearing something sexy, would you, A) continue to watch tv, or B) attack? he watched tv. she then went back in the bedroom three other times and put on different outfits. still he sat. she asked him which one he would like her to wear, he said that he didn't care. they didn't have sex. she has been with this guy for 3 years, and he has, apparently, no interest in her physically. they have such little sex that she wonders if her vagina will implode and start sucking the entire universe into her womb. that last sentence is the only reason i posted this blog. feel free to comment.

MBM

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Where I Slept in December...

Out of 31 days last month, I was home for only 9. ask me why i don't have a dog! Geeze.

1st - Home
2nd - Home
3rd - Home
4th - Home
5th - Home
6th - Home
7th - Home
8th - Hotel in Fayetteville
9th - Hotel in Fayetteville
10th - Hotel in Hickory
11th - Hotel in Hickory
12th - Hotel in Hickory
13th - Hotel in Hickory
14th - Hotel in Hickory
15th - Shitty and Scabby's Charlotte
16th - Hotel in Charlotte
17th - Home
18th - Home
19th - Home
20th - Folk's house in West Palm Beach
21st - Folk's house in West Palm Beach
22nd - Folk's house in West Palm Beach
23rd - Folk's house in West Palm Beach
24th - Cruise Ship
25th - Cruise Ship
26th - Cruise Ship
27th - Cruise Ship
28th - Cruise Ship
29th - Cruise Ship
30th - Cruise Ship
31st - Truck at Ground Zero Orlando Florida

Grrrrrrr

MBM