well, i got home from trifuckta on sunday morning, and what a time it was. i was one of the first to arrive, and immediately got yelled at as soon as i entered the campground as i did not read the sign and stop at the check in hut for my car tag. I bowed my head in shame, and finally set up my tent next to shitty and scabby overlooking the chocolate milk covered river. it was balls hot! people started arriving, and it was great to see most of them... bloody mary's were made, and i was off to a great (i think) start. i always like meeting new hashers, and met quite a few. the rest of friday was full of drinking, hanging out, and eventually passing out quite early. not much sleep mind you as there was apparently a wrestling lesson going on right outside my tent. oh, did i mention the rain??? i thought a rain fly was supposed to protect me, but alas, there was a fine mist falling on me all night.
Saturday, i woke up early to partake in the 6th annual take pride in your hide 5k. it was held at the bar s ranch, http://www.bar-s-ranch.com/ which is a nudist resort. yes, i ran a 5k naked, and have the shirt (ironic) to prove it. i finished 38th out of 160, so not bad, but my two black eyes are killing me!
back to the campground where we were getting ready for trash floats. what a hell of a good time. i wasn't going to go, but what the hell. trashy saved my life twice as we were both off our tubes, and as you may or may not know, i can't swim. most of the time, the river was shallow enough for me to walk, but there were a few places. besides, it's hard to swim while holding 2 beers. there was much frolicking to be had, and many sunburns gotten. have you ever seen turtles sunning themselves on a log? well picture trashy and me. we really bonded that day. Saturday night dinner was great, tippy cup, beer pong, and an apparent cabaret show on the tables. horray for boobies!
Happy birthday scabby, glad i could shoot bottle rockets out of my butt for you.
5 gallons of blue were consumed in maybe an hour and a half. i knew you guys could do it. Buck and company, great job!
ok, ipod. my pod died after 13 months, and i went to apple to see what they could do. they said that if it couldn't be repaired, i could recycle it and get 10% off my next purchase. i told them that was unacceptable as it was only 13 months old and i have a stereo that's 18 years old that still works as good as the day i bought it. without too much drama, i am now the owner of a brand new FREE ipod. thanks apple.
on-out.
MBM (aka OG)
