so no shit there i was...

i was just reminded of a time when i was in therapy after my divorce... my therapist told me to get rid of all my blue clothing. when i asked her why, she said, "Because you're blue enough already." that was my last session.

MBM

i'm not really goods at this...

so once again, i've let my postings lapse... what else is new. you got a problem with it? bring it! so i got a very intresting response to my post about muhamad, "mo" to his friends. i encourage you to read it. i was going to put out a very knowledgable response to it, but decided to say the following... TROLL!!!!!!!!! get the fuck off my blog if you're not going to add anything useful. at least don't log in as annonymous you dickwad. fucking coward. so on to other things.

people... PLEASE do me a favor. DO NOT MOUNT YOUR FUCKING MAILBOXES ON 55 GALLON DRUMS, PLOWS, HUGE DRILL BITS, CINDER BLOCKS, OR ANY OTHER FUCKING THING other than a post! thank you. oh and another thing... if your mailbox looks like a big mouth bass, or wedding cake (i'm not kidding), or a watermelon slice, never ever say a word to me. just go about your business and leave me the fuck alone. i'm not even interested in your reasons. just go back to your happy la la la world. a wedding cake mailbox... are you fucking kidding me?

oh, another thing. i was up in ny recently, and my father wanted me to take home some wine and liquor from the house. he doesn't drink, but gets stuff as gifts. so we're cleaning out one of the cabinets, and i spy a lovely purple box of crown royal. i pull it out, never opened! i open the box and see that pouch. i open the pouch and check the liquor. it is beautiful, and then i check the date! get this... it was from 1969! i found another one, from 1962!!!!!!!!!!!! now liquor doesn't age in the bottle, so it's not like i was drinking some 34 year old whisky, but just to be sure, i contacted crown royal. they responded as follows....

Thank you for taking time to contact Crown Royal. 
We appreciate hearing from our consumers,
whether comments are complimentary or critical,
because your feedback is important.

Under normal storage conditions, whisky will
maintain its original quality and taste for
several years, although over a long period of
time its taste may change very slightly. 
The aging process of whisky occurs in the
barrel, before it's blended and bottled. 
In fact, Crown Royal whisky is at its
peak flavor when it's first bottled.

Once again, thank you for contacting Crown Royal. 

i took it to a bar i go to, and we cracked open the 62. it tasted fucking great. then we tasted new stuff, and we all liked the 62 better. who knew.

well, i'm off. later bi-atches!

GRRRRRRRRR

MBM

7 Rules of the Tick Tock

1) Hash with the TRASH
2) Zen like there's no tomorrow
3) Have dinner
4) Shower
5) Fall asleep in the arms of my lover
6) Pull 2 ticks of my body, very close to my no no daddy place
7) write blog about it.

that is all

MBM

An experiment gone wrong

You know, there are times i want to have some fun and nobody wants to play. 2 weeks ago, i went to new york, and posted my blog addy, and my cell phone on my back window hoping to get people to call. i was then planning on posting some of the conversations on this blog. alas, all i got were three people asking how much i was selling my truck for! what a letdown.

grrrrr.

mbm