Tuesday, May 09, 2006

weird dream...

so this weekend i had a dream that my doorbell rang. i went to answer it. i looked out the peephole, and saw nobody. i opened the door, and there was a short latina woman (redundant) standing there. i opened the screen door, and she lunged at me with a taser, and we fell backwards on the couch! what the fuck is that all about?

MBM

Monday, May 08, 2006

OK, one more for this morning

so this weekend was relay for life, and i usually spend the entire night just walking, hanging out, and having a good time. for those of you who don't know, relay for life raises money for cancer research. so no shit, there i was parking my truck when i saw a woman walking down from the track (where about 200-300 cancer survivers were) smoking a FUCKING CIGARETTE! now, i'm no angel, and have my vices, but come on now what the hell was she thinking? so me being me, walked up to her and stated that she was on school property, and we were a smoke free campus, which is true. she was terribly apologetic, putting out the cig on the ground, and telling me she would even take the butt with her. i thanked her, and then shge asked where she could smoke. i told her off campus, then pointed out her relay for life shirt, and her hypocracy. some people really have no sense. i mean, i was drinking bourbon, and that doesn't cause cancer! kidding.

MBM

color tv?

do hotels and motels really need to advertise that they have color tv on their marquis? i mean really.

MBM