mr. braille's birthday

so today i lauch google, the omnipotent web browser, and am greeted with the top banner written in braille. i love when they do this. i quickly picked up my phone, (650) 253-0000 and after getting their computer voice, decided to contact someone by last name. now, not knowing anyone there, i started with smith... no one there named smith. then i tried jones, you guessed it, no jones. finally i figured there had to be a rosen-something there, so i typed rosen. i had three choices and chose jesse rosenstock. unfortunately, he wasn't there so i left him a message saying that i was a blind man, and was told google was written in braille today. i then asked him why i couldn't feel it. i'm awaiting a call back.

mbm